Showing posts with label Dining. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dining. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Pizza Pie That Changed The World

New York owns pizza. It's a simple fact. New Jersey proffers a highly respectable imitation, but every other state has much to learn – a bold statement I know, but you can’t argue with the truth. To all the many pizza producing wannabes out there - Ellios, bowling alleys, Papa John's, the entire city of Chicago - you are all embarrassing yourselves. Cut your losses and find something you are actually capable of doing well.

A newly converted believer at
Grimaldi's in NY (aka my handsome bf) 
With that said the bar for exceptional pizza was set over 100 years ago by a New York family who today in their famous location perched on Old Fulton Street in Brooklyn not-so-quietly creates the most life-changingly delicious pizza one could ever fantasize about. In fact, this particular pie is so lusted for, on any given day customers will wait in line outside of Grimaldi's Pizzeria under the Brooklyn Bridge for hours to snag a bite of their heavenly creations. I have had the pleasure of enjoying the Grimaldi experience on two occasions, the latest of which with my boyfriend Alex who prior to the visit thought my insistence that we make the trek from midtown Manhattan to Brooklyn so we could wait in line for several hours on an excruciatingly hot summer day bordered maniacal. One bite into our coal-fired brick oven pie and he too became a true believer, itching to spread the good word of Grimaldi's divine tastiness.

Scottsdale's respectable rendition of a NY Classic
Given my humble admiration for this NY treasure, you can imagine my surprise when my roommates in Arizona spotted a sign for a Grimaldi's Pizzeria in none other than Scottsdale, AZ. Could it be a mirage? A figment of my innermost dining dreams? Is it possible that THE Grimaldi's had gone mainstream and sowed its seeds across the nation hoping to educate the non-believers? With all these questions consuming my thoughts we obviously had to stop and indulge. Pulling into the parking lot and admiring the familiar Grimaldi's logo brought memories of my last visit rushing back -- the perfectly crisp and salty thin crust, the made-that-morning mozzarella, the fresh basil leaves, the just-right homemade tomato sauce, all greaseless, bursting with smoky flavor, incredibly fresh. Needless to say, this establishment had some rather monumental shoes to fill. Cutting to the chase, it was a decent knockoff, lacking the signature freshness of the original but making me feel more at home with every bite than anything I'd yet to encounter out here in AZ, so for that I'll write it off as a success. Scottsdale, you continue to renew my faith that good eats may just be lurking amidst the plethora of cacti and tarantulas that thus far, are Arizona.


Sunday, August 29, 2010

It all begins...with a FEAST

The idea to start a dining critique blog occured to me this afternoon as I struggled to gnaw through the beef jerky that one of the so-called "Top Ten Lunch Spots in Tucson" attempted to disguise as their "Spiced New York Steak." Upon entering the restaurant "Feast" in downtown Tucson, AZ area, for a solo lunch before heading back to good old Sierra Vista, I was eagerly greeted by a seemingly pleasant waiter who enthusiastically suggested the "Spiced New York Steak" as a late lunch option. At $19.50 I figured, what the hell, I havent eaten all day, it might be a bit much for lunch but its bound to be tasty and I'm always craving a good piece of steak. Serious, serious mistake. The entree, as described on the menu, reads
"Spiced New York Steak~ Seared Angus Beef New York steak rubbed with cinnamon, star anise, ginger and white pepper, with a relish of lemon, orange, garlic and fennel. Served with scallion rice cakes and sautéed spinach."
Please take it away
However, let me peel back the heavy layer of BS and translate for you: "Overpriced, Disappointing How-Dare-You-Call-Yourself-New-York-Steak~ Overdone, beef-jerky-ish tendon-aplenty steak, covered in a gritty, makes-you-wince rub of sorts topped with toss-in-the trash lemon, orange and garlic peel leftovers. Served with three tasteless gummy rice plops and oversalted, makes me want to gag sauteed spinach. All served luke warm..... I am not exaggerting or joking in the slightest - this seriously may have been the worst meal I have ever eaten out. The plate came off as poorly prepared and downright confused. The flavors, or lack-there-of, were severaly conflicted making for a sufficiently miserable meal. After literally forcing myself to fight through half of the steak, I called it quits, decided to rant publicly about how awful the meal was by launching a blog, and nabbed the check. So unless you favor tacky table cloths, break-your-back wood chairs, and overcooked, overpriced, food, I don't suggest you waste your time with "Feast." ...

In summary...
"Feast" 4122 E. Speedway, Tucson http://www.eatatfeast.com/
Ratings:
Food: Gross
Service: Fine, less the steak recommendation
Atmosphere/Decor: Trying too hard to seem like they're not trying...
Overall experience: There's no way I feast at "Feast" ever again

Phew, that was a rant, but it feels good to get it out. Anyways, I haven't totally given up on Tucson, I did grab a flyer for the 2010 Tucson Culinary Festival which seems promising.... as for tonight, I'm taking on a new recipe for meatballs I've been excited to try and looking forward to some traditional angel hair and meatballs to get the sour taste of "Feast" out of my mouth...